What you're getting here is a stupid story about a stupid little boy. A stupid true life story about nobody you'd ever want to meet.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hey guys, remember when myspace showed how many profile views you had?
I know self diagnoses on the internet is really easy
but I see myself as having a lot of symptoms with borderline personality disorder.
Seeing frozen pre-made burgers made me sad. JUST MAKE YOUR OWN PATTIES, THEY’RE MUCH BETTER.
(Source: charzscars)
Seriously, I don’t drive. There aren’t any buses that will take me down there. So I would either have to walk or ride my bike down 3.5 fucking miles. Goddamnit.
I guess that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
Most people can’t bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity.
Mark Twain (via philphys)
(Source: twinnytime)
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed)
Men, improve your sex life. Here’s a picture of a nutcracker.
Since I know you all care so much
69% hit ratio, 862 enemies killed (that seems low), 40 times killed. 15:20’10” total time to beat the game.
She’s like a part of me I can’t let go. Let’s leave it at that.
Leon Kennedy-Resident Evil 4.
(Source: badnewsinthebestway)
